Who would you like to have a beer with in a Strip Club?
Total Votes
Total %
John Howard
28
3.84
50
6.86
14
1.92
98
13.44
539
73.94
Who is most likely to give their wife/partner a Dutch oven?
Total Votes
Total %
88
12.29
53
7.4
87
12.15
75
10.47
413
57.68
Who is more likely to say sorry (if it was a particularly smelly one
that was released under the sheets)?
Total Votes
Total %
132
18.38
180
25.07
54
7.52
52
7.26
393
54.89
Who do you find the most politically incorrect? (This is probably the hardest question to answer so take your time)
Total Votes
Total %
167
23.32
51
7.12
53
7.4
52
7.26
393
54.89
While having a Backyard Barbie who is more likely to piss on the
neighbors fence in preference to making the long trek through the
house to the toilet?
Total Votes
Total %
56
7.84
42
5.88
82
11.48
110
15.41
424
59.38
Who is more likely to keep the Nation smiling and laughing?
Total Votes
Total %
58
8.16
38
5.34
32
4.5
26
3.66
557
78.34
Who is more likely to have a topless girl jump out of a cake in
celebration of an election win?
Total Votes
Total %
57
7.99
87
12.2
28
3.93
64
8.98
477
66.9
Who would introduce the metric week?
Metric week is a 10 day week - 4 day weekend 6 day week - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Kevday, Snoreday, Pubday, Saturday and Sunday. Pubday falls two days before you have to go
back to work, to provide optimum time for recovery from alcohol poisoning
Total Votes
Total %
41
5.7
43
5.98
16
2.23
23
3.2
596
82.89
Who would you rather cross swords with at the urinal?
